I’m not on Twitter, but sometimes I wish I was. Today was one of those days—full of fodder for who-knews and how-stranges and how-cool-is-thats. Here’s what it would have looked like, had I tweeted it. Please forgive my misunderstanding of hashtags.

Jacob mastered the motion for “Holy Spirit” when blessing himself at Mass today—who knew a twenty-month-old was capable of that?!

Jacob is playing on his Lightning McQueen car, reading Merton’s Seven Storey Mountain . . . aloud. No, wait, I think he’s singing it.

Don’t know why J is taking longer naps lately, but thank goodness!

Local mom feeding child sushi in the sandbox. Definitely in NYC.

Just taught Jacob to ROAR on the playground. Sounds like “reah.” #sobrooklyn

Delighted that I’ve trained Jacob to request Little Mermaid songs while in the bath. Ariel lives in me. Sebastian in him.

Recently acquired “ROAR/rea” surprisingly relevant when I segued into “I Just Can’t Wait to be King.”

Maybe tweeting is a good idea after all.